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ARSENAL MEETING NOTES: *date unknown…
ARSENE – No, no, no! I want more le anger, more le ferociousness to be seen!
FRANK- Well, there are no other Mascots I can think of! Let’s just pick one so we can move on to more important matters.
ARSENE – This is un time I will not surrender! We are Arsenal! Hear me roar!
FRANK – Say, wait a minute. Wait just one hot-damn minute. I think I’ve got it! I think I know what will put fear into the entire premier league! I think I know what our mascot should be!
ARSENE – Frank, if you pull your balls out your pants one more time—
FRANK- No, this is different, although “the brain” would rock as a mascot. But hear me out. Think Carnivore +strength +witty word play + Elton John wearing nothing but tube socks and a Swatch watch + prehistoric power… and what do you get?
ARSENE (sotto whisper) – Ooh lah lah… Gunnersaurus Rex!!! …make it happen.