GUILT BY ASSOCIATION! JACOB LIKES NEWCASTLE sooooo let’s take a look at:

12 10 2009

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Failed Newcastle advertising campaigns; LEAST INTERESTING TEAM IN THE WORLD

  1. Newcastle’s element on the periodic table is GAy
  2. Never send a Newcastle to do a man’s job
  3. If Newcastle were a building, it’d be the 2nd trade center tower.
  4. SAT question: If A = C, then B + C x D = Newcastle still sucks.
  5. If it burns when you Newcastle, see a doctor immediately.
  6. Come for your child’s tiny tots league, stay for the Newcastle game.
  7. If Newcastle was a salad, it’d be tossed.
  8. Newcastle Lotion Giveaway! “It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.”
  9. Newcastle is the Wesley Snipes of the football community.
  10. Newcastle has IBS.
  11. If Newcastle were a ship, it’d be the “SS Newcastle sucks and got relegated by Aston Villa and we all laughed, and laughed, and laughed and had a merry old time.”
  12. If Newcastle were a mother, its child would refuse to breast feed.
  13. If you rearrange the letters in “prostate cancer” it spells Newcastle.

Moral of the story. Jacob likes Newcastle. Newcastle sucks. Jacob sucks. 

ASTON VILLA RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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