My hair is a mess, I feel fat, I have cramps, and you’re taking ME out of the game?

1 07 2010

Bert van Marwijk, the coach of the Netherlands, has asked his team to unite and come together when they face Brazil on Friday. This order came from the reports that “Nancy Boy” Robin van Persie had a hissy fit for being taken off the pitch during the 2-1 win over Slovakia. Little Robbie felt that midfielder Wesley Sneijder should have been the one taken out instead of him.

Robin had this to say after the match:

“I wanted to finish the game. I thought they would take risks in the last 10 minutes and I wanted to exploit that, I could see spaces opening up and I wanted to use them, so I was a bit shocked when I had to go off.”


You won the game Nancy!! Stop bitching!!


Guess Who Is Coming To Your Club…

28 05 2010

Thats right its transfer rumour time!!! I HATE IT!!!!! My “breaking news” sites that I check everyday for the latest news on Newcastle United  {as well as I’m sure every other club} is full of he said she said of who is coming and going for next season squad. None of these rumours ever end up being true and it really is just a waste of time but here are a few potential transfers that I have read over the last 2 weeks:

-Fernando Torres to Manchester City

-Steven Gerrard to Celtic

-Cesc Fabregas to Barcelona

-Steven Taylor to Arsenal

-Marlon Harewood to Newcastle United

-Jermaine Beckford to Newcastle United

-Didier Drogba to LAFC Chelsea {womens league cuz he is a bitch}

-Robin Van Persie to Chip n Dale FC

Maybe some of these will go through but honestly who can you trust. Thank goodness for the World Cup next month cuz Im already bored!!!

Van Persie Freaks Out Against Tottenham

1 11 2009

Arsenal destroyed Tottenham 3 to nil on Saturday. Robin Van Persie put on a show with 2 goals, one in the 42min and another in the 60th. Robin was on his way to goal number 3 in the 82min with a clear break away when he suddenly lost control of his entire body. Robin later confessed that he caught sight of a very large spider directly in the path of the ball. He said “I just got scared. My body went into fight or flight mode and I obviously freaked out like a little girl before her first ballet recital”.  You can see Robin Van Persie’s freak out here: