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Tags: AYSO, Chelsea FC, Chelsea Jerseys, Drogba, john terry, Wesley Sneijder
Categories : posts by Mark
Well, we discussed how bad ass Chelsea’s new home kit (seen to the right) is a while back. The red pop in the collar, and the Batman-tight fit will be flying around the Bridge and scoring goals like never before.
Our away kit, which was just released, is the complete opposite. Black and orange? Are you kidding me? Are Chelsea going to be playing in AYSO this season? I hate, hate black as a jersey color. It’s meant to look tough, but it just looks dumb instead. And orange? Where exactly is that coming from – are we trying to recruit Wesley Sneijder or something? Hopefully the third kit will be a step up from this. Last years 3rd kit was f***ing sweet – (hint for any Thugs looking for a last minute Christmas gift for Markie).
Hull City here we come!
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Tags: alternative life style, Robin Van Persie
Categories : posts by Jacob
Bert van Marwijk, the coach of the Netherlands, has asked his team to unite and come together when they face Brazil on Friday. This order came from the reports that “Nancy Boy” Robin van Persie had a hissy fit for being taken off the pitch during the 2-1 win over Slovakia. Little Robbie felt that midfielder Wesley Sneijder should have been the one taken out instead of him.
Robin had this to say after the match:
“I wanted to finish the game. I thought they would take risks in the last 10 minutes and I wanted to exploit that, I could see spaces opening up and I wanted to use them, so I was a bit shocked when I had to go off.”
You won the game Nancy!! Stop bitching!!
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Tags: Chelsea = poo, Chelsea sucks, Drogba, I hate drogba
Categories : posts by Andy
My friend, “Man U Sean”, started a trend of renaming the Chelsea bandwagon bitches “Poo” and/or any variance on human feces, and I want to make sure it stays strong. So this is just your friendly Aston Villa reminder to never again use the filthly word “Chelsea.” From this day forth they are known as Poo/Poo Mongers/Mr Poobody/Poo Diddy Combs/Pooma/Will work for Poo/Vegan Poo/etc… I apologize that this is all 3rd grade material but there is just something about Poo/Chelsea that makes me want to eat glue, wet myself, and clean chalk board erasers.
*Pic was taken when Drogba was on vacation in Hawaii and didn’t want to walk the 15 feet to the head… I hate Drogba.